Well.... just another day in the life of the guy who is PASSING SPEECH now!!! YEAH! I got my new car this morning and its amazing! Other than that life is pretty slow going, my girlfriends mom hates me, im fixing that though, shawn is still practically kicked out of blakes girlfriends town, and my grades are slowly and steadily improving.  Life is great! It's time to celebrate! 

SPEECH

Um, i am not really doing well in this class. however, that is already well known as of monday.  Intend on doing ALOT better next term though.  I have enjoyed listening to speeches and back when I didn't have to stay after school all the time.  I have not enjoyed staying after school at all.  Um, I don't really have a message for you simply because you already know what is going on.

--MY LAST POST--

Well, today is facebook day, pretty much facebook is a bunch of stalkers in my mind.  Yes, I have an account, however, I don't really use it.  I just find it humorous what kinda' crap poeple randomly send me.  I think this whole save peoples crap to the system is 100% fine.  It could catch people putting incriminating things on there like ideots(whatever works) and if people don't want it to be seen, don't make it visible.  --DANIEL S. EVANS--

TECKNOLOGY

Today I have to tell you about what ways tecknology has impacted my life.  My laptop is most defanatly one of the most important advancements I have experienced.  It has helped me in classes that I would have been absolutely Screwed in had it not been for this device.  Another way it has impacted me is in the automotive part of my life.  I have had a problem with my car and it is pretty much going to get junked and I am getting a new car this Saturday.  It is not quite advanced enough to fix my car so in that retrospect it is not quite there, its got a long ways to go.

My blog for today is baseball schedule day.  Im just gonna' kinda' go with Mr. Ed on this and go with the yankees.  To see the schedule for the New York Yankees click here.  The yankees, according to Mr. Ed, are a team that if you aren't for them, you should be in a mental institute.  He is a very intelegent man who can speak the longest words at 100 miles per hour.  I predict that they will dominate this next year.

FRIDAY THE 13TH.

For my blogger today, Its all about Friday the 13th.  AKA, V-day.  Valentines day this year was unique because there was the movie Friday the 13th. out and it was a major hit everywhere.  It was a major money maker with an estimated $42.2 million.  as I did not attend this movie, I feel as if I have left myself out.  However, I managed to entertain myself with other things during the weekend.  I managed to blow out the transmition from my car, I went to sex education at Zion, and other very interesting things were allowed to occupy my weekend.  My brother went to the movie.  See the link

PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS...

Well, its the day for problems.  I have unfortunately no shortage of problems.  I think the one to be discussed is trustworthyness.  I guess its my fault but im trying to fix it and it just doesn't seem to be working or making an impression at all.  Im gonna' keep tryn' though and hopefully sooner or later I will be set free again as a teenager should have a little freedom.  I have tried pretty hard but I think im am probably just going to tell people that I either cant do whatever it is or else I will probably try to change the subject.  Im tired of being the kid nobody trusts for absolutely everything so maybe avoiding the subject will eventually cause people to forget my past and my potential future.  I am the one that needs to be aware of that any way.  Not them.  So I guess thats my blog for today.

FOOD!!!

Okay, this blog publishing is actually supposed to be before the previous one but we all know how i just love to make things more difficult than they have to be.  

I am laying at home with a cramp in my foot, computer on my lap, head bent at a weird angle to see the screen, and i am sick as a dog.  I am also a dead man.  As I went home early today it came to my mind that i had 2 ditentions to serve, to stay after with Mrs. B, and that i also had to make up what i am missing as i type this.  Its all good though.  Ill survive.  

You wont know this exept for what i tell you but i am actually going to have to go back and edit this because i will be even deeper in the whole if it is all one paragraph.  

Well, if i where a food, I would be deer jurky.  Why might you ask, well, everyone loves it at any time of the day, its tough, and its just an all around deliceous treat.  And thats why i would be jerky.    

V-DAY

For V-day, I am probably not going to do a whole lot.  I might get to see my girlfriend.  Hopefully.  I am now being monitored VERY closely over the weekend for some reason.  I plan to sleep my weekend away actually.  As the only thing thats happening is paintball this weekend at Micheals house, that will probably be the extent of it.  

I am pretty sick today but am brown nosing hoping to get props for actually taking the time to read other peoples blogs to find out what the assignment is and doing it.  As I have skipped yesterdays on accident I will be doing that next.  I have a Biology test Monday so part of V-day will be spent trying to figure out a way to study for it.  Thats about it yo! PEACE.

SUPER MAN!

Well, today is the couch potatoes day. 

7 choices

  

PICKETS CHARGE!!!!!

Pickets charge.  I will be telling how it started, the present impact of society, and I will be finding information on the effect it will have on our future.  This day has been absolutely joyous now that I am trying.  It is an amazing feeling to know that I have actually done my homework and such and I am almost 100% sure I have another job now.  I am actually willing to work at something as long as it is going to be rewarding.  I know this could potentially get me in trouble but I gotta' say it.  This is actually inspiring me to not do the um, Illegal activities I have previously engaged in.  I know its no secret but I don't think I want to do that anymore.  I'm better than that and I have finally found what motivates me to get my crap over with.  I cant take being just the "lazy stoner boy" steriotype any more.  I gotta' set this right and I have now made an effort and its working.  By the end of the weekend I will have my pickets charge speech complete and when monday comes I will go in and see if there are any specific requirements for it that I still need to do and I will then do them.  Its a crazy feeling.  I feel like my life could actually go somewhere.  I can't wait to graduate and actually go to college now.  Being the outrageously dumb teen in the classroom is getting old and its not as cool as i thought it was.  My only problem will be what is to come of getting rid of my "habbits" without my parents knolege for I do not really want to get sent to boystown.  I am actually take the opportunity to solve my own problems and this time theres no blame game.  Its all on me now.  

SEIZE THE DAY!!!

A NIGHT ON THE TOWN

An evening out.(my night)  Yo, its a night on the town now.  I can't really say 100%.  I would make it fun and exilerating. 

(Homer) If i were Homer Simpson however, I would be spending the night choking the crap out of bart and probably chillin' at Moes bar drinkin' duff beer guy and party it up at the quicky mart.  

(oposite sex)  I would prabably take a short time of about 4 hours just to get my eyeshadow done.  Then I would go ding-dong-ditch the teachers of Pierce High( not Mrs. B of course, I am not that mean)  I would go hit a bouncha' bars and probably go home after turning down everyone in the joint.  

(1950) OOOPA!!! Hows it goen my schikadelic brotha'? this is totally rad dude!!! I'm totally at this bar right now yo and its totally steller!!! Im talkn' to Austin Powers.  YA BABY!!!  

(if i were a fish) Dude, im totally Nemo's dad!!! Im going on an adventure to find the famous tree octapus ive been hearing so much about.  I am also looking for nemo again tonight but my main focus is on the octapus!!! of course someone will find Nemo and return him when he gets annoying.  

(O i would have fun as a caveman)  Im going to make a fire, make a tire, and make a personal appointment to string up my christmas lights around the cave enterence.  Im having a guest tonight for super so ill be needn to take my large rock and mildly dull stick and go get me a T rex!!! hehehehehe, he wont even see it coming.  First ill go ninja style up his tail onto his back, then ill set the rock on his head, then ill see how much my golfing skills are and tee off.  Then I guess that we will be needing food tonight so ill get down and ask him politely to please die for me so i can eat him.  If he doesnt agree then i shall tickle him to death with my dull stick( everyone knows the claws are ticklish) then i shall make another tire, take both of them and roll him home.  Then after i have completed that ill be dead tired so im going to make my guest clean it and cook it and serve it to me whilst i lay in my nice warm cozy rock and ponder electricity and a family of people who at least know what hygene is.

MY GOALS...

Okay, it's getting worse.  I hope I don't get in trouble for this but I said I would speak my mind...  I think it's inhuman to keep a student every day after school past 4:30 because thats just not right.  However, it won't change anything.  It can't possibly last that long.  I am job hunting and ill find something that will actually benefit me.  My goals have almost all been broken.  I have not achieved my encore goal and I really am the only person to blame.  I will be redoing my speech and hopefully that helps my grade.  

SPEECH DAY... O YAY

Well today has been one of the complete worst days of my life.  My speech was absolutely horrible, it was supposed to last about 7-8 min. but wound up lasting 1.5 ish.

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

I intend on practicing my speech tonight by running through it in my mind first, then, spending the majority of my free time practicing my speech and creating my visual aid.  As I was being a lazy student and neglected to do my entire speech.  However, not that it helps, as I was supposed to stay after school friday and didn't, I had, as expected, an excuse.  As it were, Friday was one of my 7 bad days of last week.  I was on my way home to get my charger and had honestly intended on coming back to avoid a written detention when I was pulled over by state trooper Peters.  As we have met before, we greeted each other as usual friends.  The problem was that my license plate had fallen off when I was involved in a vehicular accident.  Although his timing was insanely good as he stopped me while pulling into my driveway, it still took him 45 min. to talk to me and write a warning and what he called a fix it ticket.  By the time he was done, I was not only late for being there after school, but I also have a job that I was late for and I was warned not to let it happen again not only by Mrs. B but also by my boss.  As being a horrible day, it got yet worse.  On a daily basses, I am to go to my uncles farm and open the gate for the horses at 4:30 and as I was late for just about everything that day my boss did not let me go.  So, the horses ate late and I was forced to undergo the wrath of my uncle, my boss, and the more polite but yet to the point communicating with Mrs. B today.  It wasn't that bad I guess but if I screw up again the order of my day will get screwed up, I will get fired, and my $$$$$ flow will stop forcing me to sell pretty much anything starting with my car.  That is why I will be practicing my speech tonight when I am released from the prison(school) and when I return from my daily activities.

WHAT IS SPEECH ABOUT TO US?????

Well, today is what do we think of speech day.  I need 150 words and I honestly don't know what to say.  Speech is the class I look forward to in the day.  It's amazing how different it is going from Mr. Ed who talks at 100mph and i think he kinda' hates me, to Mrs. B. actually connects with her students and makes her points clean and clear.  The overall conversation in the classroom right now is over skunks and other furry animals.  I have just met with my mentor who just returned from China.  He found it interesting because you are not allowed to even own property in that country.  It' s all appartments.  My friend Josh still likes burritos and his older brother Carl has recently been evicted from his house and has moved back in with Josh and his family.

SPORTS DAY!!!

Well, today has been interesting.  It's favorite sport day today.  I'm gonna' have to go with bobsledding.  How many people do you know that love getting in a long piece of metal and sliding down a large chunk of ice that could potentially end your life? Exactly.  I enjoy watching bobsledding and i'm sure the sledders enjoy doing it to.  As my speech teacher said, "who doesn't like a book about rape and murder" well, who doesn't like a sport involving ice, large pieces of metal, 5-8 lives, and a potentially ugly fate?  You gotta' b a die hard person to sign up for that sport.  If anybody gives a bobsledder crap for how dangerous his sport is and how dumb he is for participating in it he is, it would be a shame for him to let the cridic have the last word.  I do like the sport nomatter how dumb it may be.  It takes skill and effort and those are things i don't really have a lot of so it's nice to know somebody else does.  I makes me feel unique.  When you can sit down and watch someone do something that they are good at and feel as if you have accomplished something, welcome to my level, you are a sledding fan now.  I wish i was a sledder, but, i'm just to old and brittle for that kinda' thing.

BLAKES B-DAY

Today is Blakes b-day.  And it is also the day that we talk about our computers.  These are nifty little toys and will more than likely get us all into trouble at some point in time.  Happy b-day Blake, what are you now, 16, 17, somewhere around there. lol.  Well, these computing devices are really a big help in my mind.  Although I really only use it in 1 class(speech) I think that other teachers should get off there lazy untecknological butts and do something with the resources given to us.  The school did not buy this many $1000.00 items for nothing.  USE THEM.  Although a lot of good sites are blocked, they can still be very useful for almost everything as long as you are specefic enough.  I do like the fact that you can't stick crap to them or damage them under no consequence cause then every other bill we have will skyrocket to pay for them.  I also enjoy the minor freedom given to us by the school.  I have learned that certain sites are only blocked during school hours.  That or my computers broken.  I really am getting kinda' random here but they are also kinda' crappy.  If the school is going to buy them, get the best of the best.  I kinda' think that we don't need them quite yet but i also think that they are really helping.  There is a lot of wasted time in the class rooms when we could be working in these magnificent macines of computing skills.  I guess its just that people miss use them a lot(including me) and i don't like that.

MY WISH LIST

Today is what is your one wish.  My wish is that for people learn to get over things and grow up.  Really, things are just BS when you hold a grudge for over a week.  In my opinion, this world would be a lot better if people thought about the choices they made before they made them and if when someone does screw up don't hold it against them.  That would be true perfection in my mind and it's not just that people don't get over things, it's that they pick the petty things to fuss about.  For the love of everything holy, chill out, lighten up, and get over it.  I don't know what is actually going on of course but honestly, can it really be that bad? Cut the crap and live life like Bob Marley, "don't worry, be happy." However, when I am having a rough day, I like to know that 3rd period is coming and although it makes me sound like a brown nose, this class calms me down.  The teacher gets us and we understand how the librarian can be considered a nazi.

I just ate a wopper in speach!!! I LOVE this class.  Thank you Brittany! I also have devoured an orange juleous costomized by Sean and a chocolate malt complements of Blake.  But, today is Matt's day, what is your favorite book and why day.  Well, i don't read for fun so i honestly cannot say i have a favorite book, let alone why.  However, there is a decent book I have recently engourged myself in.  The book we are reading for english is a very interesting book.  I know it may seem that im not interested simply because I don't remember the name of it but believe me, it's a VERY good book.

Okay, well now today is my day apparently.  So, instead of keeping the class waiting I said the first thing that came to my mind-lunch.  Now school lunch isn't exactly a desireable delecacy but I guess its food and it sorta' gets me through the day.  however some of it is highly feared by the entire school and it's also very appetizing to have spoiled milk being served on a daily bases.  But, there are also those menus that are very desireble as long as you subtract the spoiling rotting milk and there o so large jugs they come in. 

Today is, thanks to keyseankoolkaelor, is what is your favorite class day!!! Yay!  Well, my favorite class is honestly speech.  Its an elective and i need it to go to broadcasting school.  Um, i am going to die of starvation soon and lunch just doesnt want to hurry up and get here.  Now, i do have a lot of fun in this class but this 3rd lunch thing is KILLN me!!! Ahhh! I need to have 90 words here and its just not working for me!!! I am very into this class because its relaxing, the teacher gets our points of view and is even down to earth enough to call a man a nazi(i quite agree).

Well, today is what you wanna be day.  Im planning on going to broadcasting school after High School.  Although i was told today by a person i had respect for that i should quit and that it wasn't worth me failing at completely everything.  Although that got me down a little, i'm still sure that that is what i want to do and be involved with.  I am not doing as well in school right now as i would like but i'm really trying to change that nomater who notices my efforts.  I would like to settle down in California and work over the radio.  It makes no difference to me what sort of information i relay over the waves or if i become famous doing it.  That is just the job I think i would be happy with doing.

Well now, our country has just made history.  And by who better than a man who cant even repeat a short little promise.  But truely, i think Obama will do just fine, a lot better than the Bush Administration.  I find it to be heart warming that this country is unsegregated enough to put a black man in office, i consider this a very large leep and im proud that we accomplished it.  I see it as a turning point for our country, hopefully good but possibly bad.  But hey, thats why we have OTHER people to blame right? If he succedes, it was us who chose him, if hes a complete failure as president then how dare the electoral court do that!!!

My favorite place I have ever visited is Orlando Florida.  My family went to Disney World for vacation during my 3rd grade year.  I was in Mrs. Fehringers class and everyone thought it was cool.  We left for Florida on a Wednesday and got there within 6 hours.  That was the first time I had ever been on a plane.  The ear popping sensation is truely one I wont soon forget.  When we got there,  it was almost as if security was tighter getting off the plain then boarding.  I was just a little kid and they still searched me extremely carefully.  When we got to the resort, we just kinda' hit the sack and called it a day.  Over the next week, we spent our time eating, riding rides, and getting into lots of trouble.  Truely unforgettable. 

Well, today is Danny Hoff day.  She decided that it would be fun to talk about our favorite music and such.  1. korn, korn is my number one band because honestly, who goes by the name of Korn and knows how to make it cool and popular? Yup, just them.  2. bloodhound gang 3. Insane Clown Posse 4. Brokencyde 5. Dope 6. Disturbed 7. Hinder 8. Hollywood Undead 9. Grits 10. Fort Minor

wel, 2day iz al bout txt tlk 'r moy tlk.  itz getn greatz now nd ths iz 1 uv moy majr skillz.  i feel lyke we be rily conectn here.  ths iz 1 of da oddezt assignmntz ive ever had to do.

Well, im a blogger again today.  This time im telling EVERYBODY what i want to do.  My goals are to remain off encore for school and to do well with keeping my criminal record as nonexistent as possible.  Im actually hoping to keep my grades at b's and higher.  My final goal is to get a decent enough job to buy a new car.  Mrs. B. is REALLY cracking down on us today.  She's making us punctuate correctly.  I feel that this blogging thing wont be hard.  Especially for my mexican friend Josh.  Yes, he still likes burritos.  Everyone seems so focused and quiet in the room today its hard to believe BlakerBlaker and keyseancoolkaelor are even in the room.  Well, im extremely hungry.  I cant wait for lunch!!!

Well, the 30 day challenge rolls on... I am feeling very confident that i am going to do some what well at this challenge and it seems like there is a mild hope for my future.  I am planning on attending Northeast Community College Broadcasting School and I am in dyer need of doing EXTREMELY well in speech to have a good credit at college for broadcasting

Sham wow!!! Wow somebody was bored when they decided to make a towel that when made wet, remained dry! Thats a drunk persons' thoughts if i've ever heard it.  The man on this infomercial was unnaturally exited about a towel that did what you ask...? Dried things!! Thats right it dried things, it sooooo original!!! I bet that person is rich!!! So its day 3 here at the 30 day challenge studio of Mrs. B.  We are having a blast with this info about an infomercial.  Well, I guess thats about all i got so... go out, get your sham wow and you use that fancy towel!!!

Well, its getting pretty intense today, Mrs. B is making us put these absolutely ummm... "lovely" pictures of us on our blogs.  My Mexican friend still likes burritoes and cameron wants to move to Alaska and Florida.  Its blizzarding outside and typing is mildly distracting with an absolutly perposterous picture of me and its annoying.  Josh is once again sitting by me on the couch and he seems to have develiped a mild cold.  Its flue season and it seems everyone is sick.  I feel like a caveman who is writing on the wall a story of his life...

30 day challenge

Sup? Im Dan and this is my punishment.  I am in speech class on a couch next to my mexican friend who likes burritos.  I am 16 and am doing my first blog for a 30 day challenge for our speech teacher.  This class has just been interupted by a student on a mission.  One of my classmates likes long walks on the beach.  I am supposed to post this now so ill hit u up later.