--MY LAST POST--

Well, today is facebook day, pretty much facebook is a bunch of stalkers in my mind.  Yes, I have an account, however, I don't really use it.  I just find it humorous what kinda' crap poeple randomly send me.  I think this whole save peoples crap to the system is 100% fine.  It could catch people putting incriminating things on there like ideots(whatever works) and if people don't want it to be seen, don't make it visible.  --DANIEL S. EVANS--

TECKNOLOGY

Today I have to tell you about what ways tecknology has impacted my life.  My laptop is most defanatly one of the most important advancements I have experienced.  It has helped me in classes that I would have been absolutely Screwed in had it not been for this device.  Another way it has impacted me is in the automotive part of my life.  I have had a problem with my car and it is pretty much going to get junked and I am getting a new car this Saturday.  It is not quite advanced enough to fix my car so in that retrospect it is not quite there, its got a long ways to go.

My blog for today is baseball schedule day.  Im just gonna' kinda' go with Mr. Ed on this and go with the yankees.  To see the schedule for the New York Yankees click here.  The yankees, according to Mr. Ed, are a team that if you aren't for them, you should be in a mental institute.  He is a very intelegent man who can speak the longest words at 100 miles per hour.  I predict that they will dominate this next year.

FRIDAY THE 13TH.

For my blogger today, Its all about Friday the 13th.  AKA, V-day.  Valentines day this year was unique because there was the movie Friday the 13th. out and it was a major hit everywhere.  It was a major money maker with an estimated $42.2 million.  as I did not attend this movie, I feel as if I have left myself out.  However, I managed to entertain myself with other things during the weekend.  I managed to blow out the transmition from my car, I went to sex education at Zion, and other very interesting things were allowed to occupy my weekend.  My brother went to the movie.  See the link

PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROBLEMS...

Well, its the day for problems.  I have unfortunately no shortage of problems.  I think the one to be discussed is trustworthyness.  I guess its my fault but im trying to fix it and it just doesn't seem to be working or making an impression at all.  Im gonna' keep tryn' though and hopefully sooner or later I will be set free again as a teenager should have a little freedom.  I have tried pretty hard but I think im am probably just going to tell people that I either cant do whatever it is or else I will probably try to change the subject.  Im tired of being the kid nobody trusts for absolutely everything so maybe avoiding the subject will eventually cause people to forget my past and my potential future.  I am the one that needs to be aware of that any way.  Not them.  So I guess thats my blog for today.

FOOD!!!

Okay, this blog publishing is actually supposed to be before the previous one but we all know how i just love to make things more difficult than they have to be.  

I am laying at home with a cramp in my foot, computer on my lap, head bent at a weird angle to see the screen, and i am sick as a dog.  I am also a dead man.  As I went home early today it came to my mind that i had 2 ditentions to serve, to stay after with Mrs. B, and that i also had to make up what i am missing as i type this.  Its all good though.  Ill survive.  

You wont know this exept for what i tell you but i am actually going to have to go back and edit this because i will be even deeper in the whole if it is all one paragraph.  

Well, if i where a food, I would be deer jurky.  Why might you ask, well, everyone loves it at any time of the day, its tough, and its just an all around deliceous treat.  And thats why i would be jerky.    

V-DAY

For V-day, I am probably not going to do a whole lot.  I might get to see my girlfriend.  Hopefully.  I am now being monitored VERY closely over the weekend for some reason.  I plan to sleep my weekend away actually.  As the only thing thats happening is paintball this weekend at Micheals house, that will probably be the extent of it.  

I am pretty sick today but am brown nosing hoping to get props for actually taking the time to read other peoples blogs to find out what the assignment is and doing it.  As I have skipped yesterdays on accident I will be doing that next.  I have a Biology test Monday so part of V-day will be spent trying to figure out a way to study for it.  Thats about it yo! PEACE.

SUPER MAN!

Well, today is the couch potatoes day. 

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PICKETS CHARGE!!!!!

Pickets charge.  I will be telling how it started, the present impact of society, and I will be finding information on the effect it will have on our future.  This day has been absolutely joyous now that I am trying.  It is an amazing feeling to know that I have actually done my homework and such and I am almost 100% sure I have another job now.  I am actually willing to work at something as long as it is going to be rewarding.  I know this could potentially get me in trouble but I gotta' say it.  This is actually inspiring me to not do the um, Illegal activities I have previously engaged in.  I know its no secret but I don't think I want to do that anymore.  I'm better than that and I have finally found what motivates me to get my crap over with.  I cant take being just the "lazy stoner boy" steriotype any more.  I gotta' set this right and I have now made an effort and its working.  By the end of the weekend I will have my pickets charge speech complete and when monday comes I will go in and see if there are any specific requirements for it that I still need to do and I will then do them.  Its a crazy feeling.  I feel like my life could actually go somewhere.  I can't wait to graduate and actually go to college now.  Being the outrageously dumb teen in the classroom is getting old and its not as cool as i thought it was.  My only problem will be what is to come of getting rid of my "habbits" without my parents knolege for I do not really want to get sent to boystown.  I am actually take the opportunity to solve my own problems and this time theres no blame game.  Its all on me now.  

SEIZE THE DAY!!!

A NIGHT ON THE TOWN

An evening out.(my night)  Yo, its a night on the town now.  I can't really say 100%.  I would make it fun and exilerating. 

(Homer) If i were Homer Simpson however, I would be spending the night choking the crap out of bart and probably chillin' at Moes bar drinkin' duff beer guy and party it up at the quicky mart.  

(oposite sex)  I would prabably take a short time of about 4 hours just to get my eyeshadow done.  Then I would go ding-dong-ditch the teachers of Pierce High( not Mrs. B of course, I am not that mean)  I would go hit a bouncha' bars and probably go home after turning down everyone in the joint.  

(1950) OOOPA!!! Hows it goen my schikadelic brotha'? this is totally rad dude!!! I'm totally at this bar right now yo and its totally steller!!! Im talkn' to Austin Powers.  YA BABY!!!  

(if i were a fish) Dude, im totally Nemo's dad!!! Im going on an adventure to find the famous tree octapus ive been hearing so much about.  I am also looking for nemo again tonight but my main focus is on the octapus!!! of course someone will find Nemo and return him when he gets annoying.  

(O i would have fun as a caveman)  Im going to make a fire, make a tire, and make a personal appointment to string up my christmas lights around the cave enterence.  Im having a guest tonight for super so ill be needn to take my large rock and mildly dull stick and go get me a T rex!!! hehehehehe, he wont even see it coming.  First ill go ninja style up his tail onto his back, then ill set the rock on his head, then ill see how much my golfing skills are and tee off.  Then I guess that we will be needing food tonight so ill get down and ask him politely to please die for me so i can eat him.  If he doesnt agree then i shall tickle him to death with my dull stick( everyone knows the claws are ticklish) then i shall make another tire, take both of them and roll him home.  Then after i have completed that ill be dead tired so im going to make my guest clean it and cook it and serve it to me whilst i lay in my nice warm cozy rock and ponder electricity and a family of people who at least know what hygene is.

MY GOALS...

Okay, it's getting worse.  I hope I don't get in trouble for this but I said I would speak my mind...  I think it's inhuman to keep a student every day after school past 4:30 because thats just not right.  However, it won't change anything.  It can't possibly last that long.  I am job hunting and ill find something that will actually benefit me.  My goals have almost all been broken.  I have not achieved my encore goal and I really am the only person to blame.  I will be redoing my speech and hopefully that helps my grade.  

SPEECH DAY... O YAY

Well today has been one of the complete worst days of my life.  My speech was absolutely horrible, it was supposed to last about 7-8 min. but wound up lasting 1.5 ish.

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

I intend on practicing my speech tonight by running through it in my mind first, then, spending the majority of my free time practicing my speech and creating my visual aid.  As I was being a lazy student and neglected to do my entire speech.  However, not that it helps, as I was supposed to stay after school friday and didn't, I had, as expected, an excuse.  As it were, Friday was one of my 7 bad days of last week.  I was on my way home to get my charger and had honestly intended on coming back to avoid a written detention when I was pulled over by state trooper Peters.  As we have met before, we greeted each other as usual friends.  The problem was that my license plate had fallen off when I was involved in a vehicular accident.  Although his timing was insanely good as he stopped me while pulling into my driveway, it still took him 45 min. to talk to me and write a warning and what he called a fix it ticket.  By the time he was done, I was not only late for being there after school, but I also have a job that I was late for and I was warned not to let it happen again not only by Mrs. B but also by my boss.  As being a horrible day, it got yet worse.  On a daily basses, I am to go to my uncles farm and open the gate for the horses at 4:30 and as I was late for just about everything that day my boss did not let me go.  So, the horses ate late and I was forced to undergo the wrath of my uncle, my boss, and the more polite but yet to the point communicating with Mrs. B today.  It wasn't that bad I guess but if I screw up again the order of my day will get screwed up, I will get fired, and my $$$$$ flow will stop forcing me to sell pretty much anything starting with my car.  That is why I will be practicing my speech tonight when I am released from the prison(school) and when I return from my daily activities.