(Homer) If i were Homer Simpson however, I would be spending the night choking the crap out of bart and probably chillin' at Moes bar drinkin' duff beer guy and party it up at the quicky mart.
(oposite sex) I would prabably take a short time of about 4 hours just to get my eyeshadow done. Then I would go ding-dong-ditch the teachers of Pierce High( not Mrs. B of course, I am not that mean) I would go hit a bouncha' bars and probably go home after turning down everyone in the joint.
(1950) OOOPA!!! Hows it goen my schikadelic brotha'? this is totally rad dude!!! I'm totally at this bar right now yo and its totally steller!!! Im talkn' to Austin Powers. YA BABY!!!
(if i were a fish) Dude, im totally Nemo's dad!!! Im going on an adventure to find the famous tree octapus ive been hearing so much about. I am also looking for nemo again tonight but my main focus is on the octapus!!! of course someone will find Nemo and return him when he gets annoying.
(O i would have fun as a caveman) Im going to make a fire, make a tire, and make a personal appointment to string up my christmas lights around the cave enterence. Im having a guest tonight for super so ill be needn to take my large rock and mildly dull stick and go get me a T rex!!! hehehehehe, he wont even see it coming. First ill go ninja style up his tail onto his back, then ill set the rock on his head, then ill see how much my golfing skills are and tee off. Then I guess that we will be needing food tonight so ill get down and ask him politely to please die for me so i can eat him. If he doesnt agree then i shall tickle him to death with my dull stick( everyone knows the claws are ticklish) then i shall make another tire, take both of them and roll him home. Then after i have completed that ill be dead tired so im going to make my guest clean it and cook it and serve it to me whilst i lay in my nice warm cozy rock and ponder electricity and a family of people who at least know what hygene is.
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